Norwegian Cruise Line announced they will give you a bath for $499!
They will wash your children for $49, too! I think I know some parents who might want to take them up on that.
A butler will draw the bath. (He just needs a pencil and pad)
In addition you get French Verbena bubbles that are flown in very very very carefully from France.
The butler also serves a bottle of chilled Dom Perignon champagne.
And last but not least some sturgeon caviar. I have been to Russia and eaten caviar. Not a big deal if you ask me. But then maybe my taste buds are not sophisticated enough.
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What we cruise ship lecturers want to know is if our on board discounts will extend to this $499 bath? Like, will they give me $499 off the price?
I understand there is a cheaper bath version… kind of like a boatswain’s chair.
They tie you to a lawn chair and dip you in the water alongside the boat.
To be sure … it is better than being keel hauled.
But in either event you will come out cleaner and for a lot cheaper – no discount needed.
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