Norwegian Cruise Line announced they will give you a bath for $499!
They will wash your children for $49, too! I think I know some parents who might want to take them up on that.
A butler will draw the bath. (He just needs a pencil and pad)
In addition you get French Verbena bubbles that are flown in very very very carefully from France.
The butler also serves a bottle of chilled Dom Perignon champagne.
And last but not least some sturgeon caviar. I have been to Russia and eaten caviar. Not a big deal if you ask me. But then maybe my taste buds are not sophisticated enough.
What we cruise ship lecturers want to know is if our on board discounts will extend to this $499 bath? Like, will they give me $499 off the price?
I understand there is a cheaper bath version… kind of like a boatswain’s chair.
They tie you to a lawn chair and dip you in the water alongside the boat.
To be sure … it is better than being keel hauled.
But in either event you will come out cleaner and for a lot cheaper – no discount needed.
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