Cruise Ship Speakers Get Discounts On $499 Butler Bath?

ByBill Belew

Cruise Ship Speakers Get Discounts On $499 Butler Bath?

Norwegian Getaway

Norwegian Getaway

Norwegian Cruise Line announced they will give you a bath for $499!

They will wash your children for $49, too! I think I know some parents who might want to take them up on that.

A butler will draw the bath. (He just needs a pencil and pad)

In addition you get French Verbena bubbles that are flown in very very very carefully from France.

The butler also serves a bottle of chilled Dom Perignon champagne.

And last but not least some sturgeon caviar. I have been to Russia and eaten caviar. Not a big deal if you ask me. But then maybe my taste buds are not sophisticated enough.

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What we cruise ship lecturers want to know is if our on board discounts will extend to this $499 bath? Like, will they give me $499 off the price?

I understand there is a cheaper bath version… kind of like a boatswain’s chair.

They tie you to a lawn chair and dip you in the water alongside the boat.

To be sure … it is better than being keel hauled.

But in either event you will come out cleaner and for a lot cheaper – no discount needed.

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Bill Belew, PhD, MFA, MSc also has a very interesting career. Bill spent a half dozen years in the US Navy climbing the enlisted ranks and making the jump to Lieutenant where he served as a Surface Warfare, Communications and Intelligence Officer. While aboard ship, in the Navy, he sailed enough nautical miles to circumnavigate the globeAfter his military time, Bill spent nearly 20 years in the Far East – Japan, China, Russia and India where he taught university and created and grew his own language school throughout Japan and Far East Russia.Bill speaks to audiences of all size, countless times yearly. He has a network of 4000+ individuals who follow him in the Silicon Valley Bay Area to learn about Social Media/inbound/content marketing. He is a weekly guest on the Social Network Station broadcast to 90+ countries from the University of Nevada Las Vegas.More than 75,000,000 people have viewed over 125,000,000 pages in his network of sites.Bill is represented by 4 cruise ship agencies that send him, literally, anywhere and everywhere in the world, and is a principal of SpeakOnCruises.com

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