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ByRick Deutsch

Who is the best company to help me get a job speaking on cruise ships?

SpeakOnCruises is the only firm that is neither a booking agency nor part of a cruise line. There are no hidden agendas. The founders are both veterans – the US Navy and Air Force respectively. Both served in the Cold War: the one we won!

We come up #2 when you enter this in a Google search:  “How can I speak on a cruise ship.” We are just after Cruise Critic – a monster in the industry. Often #1. We do not advertise. People find us!  We’ve had over 500 inquiries in 5 years.

Bob Ray

Meet Bob Ray; a SpeakOnCruises graduate

With over a decade of combined experience (and nearly 40 cruises under our belts), the team has figured out the process to get a free cruise for two by speaking. If you can provide “InfoTainment” to generally older, retired people on vacation, the lines will love you. You should also note that a younger demographic is beginning to sail, so don’t dwell on yesteryear.  Many will not know what the Cold War was, who Jacques Cousteau was, nor even Lucille Ball. Tailor your talk to your audience.

Our fee covers a 2-hour seminar where we teach – you do. These are in-person in the SF Bay area…or via Skype if you are elsewhere….with some hand-holding along the way. We “open the kimono.” Here I go assuming you know what that means. It means we hide nothing. No teasers to buy a book, or pay us more.

The next step?  Read our HIREUS page

We don’t guarantee that you will get a cruise – that is up to your ability, the topics you select and your presence as a public speaker. But we will do our part to make you pretty for the agencies and the lines.

Give us a shout. We’ll explain things further that might help.

You want to do this – or else you would not have found us.  Get wet – jump in.

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ByRick Deutsch

This is one tool that speakers should not be without: A green laser pointer

When in front of a large audience, the polished speaker will need to point to things on the screen. Please don’t use the wimpy red laser that comes with the slide clicker. They are just too dim. Plus, they get lost when showing bright color images.

I am a major proponent of GREEN lasers. I get mine from China in about a week.  I never see them in the USA.  They are as low as one for $5.50 with free shipping. Really.

Order a couple from a company called Best Laser Pointers. Gee, they must be good with a name like that.

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A 6-inch green laser pointer will enhance your talks

I suggest you get two.  Have one as a spare – two for $10.00.  I have three of them. I always bring two up to the podium in case there is an issue.  FRESH batteries are a must as I found they can only last for three 1-hour presentations, depending on use. But boy, are they bright. They take two AAA batteries. I use Alkaline.   I take the batteries out for travel as I’ve had the ON switch activate and kill my batteries.

It will almost burn a hole in the screen (kidding). These are the kind that idiots point at airplanes…but we are all adults here.  They are six inches long and only 5 milliwatts, so they are safe. Also fun to play with cats.

We promote them to our students. We get nothing out this – but feel it’s a tip that most speakers don’t know about. Now you do!

We share tips like this on this blog. Page through back topics. Contact us to take your place on the cruise ship podium.  We just became aware of DOZENS of openings all the way into 2020!  So go for it. What can you talk about? What  is your passion? We can help get you ready.

Drop us a question. We have that free e-book waiting for you.

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ByRick Deutsch

How to get cheap airfare to your next cruise speaking assignment

Most assignments to lecture on ships do not include airfare. Some do, but most have you get there on your own.

Work with your agent on this insider tip. Inquire about “marine rates.”  Crews get decent discounts for travel to/from their ships. Think about it. There are thousands of cruises that go out annually. The parent Cruise Line books a heck of a lot of passengers AND crew on airlines.

They get discounts. If they concur, have your cruise line book your travel and request marine rates. Don’t bug your agency – they have enough to do.

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Don’t miss your flight to ship connection. They will leave without you.

Also ask about getting transfers through them. This is critical. If you try to get from the air terminal to the berth – you are at risk of not getting here. New cabbies may not know where to go. Buses can take forever. If you miss the departure – YOU need to get to the next port on your own. Ugh.

If you under the cruise line’s umbrella, you will be met after Customs with a name sign. Whew, what a relief after a LONNG flight. They will guide you to your luggage – even get it and move it to a bus for you. If that bus is late – it’s on the ship to get you to your ship.

Keep the port contact info if you do have travel problems. Tell them your situation and they will work with you. They often have workarounds. BUT they will not hold the ship full of 2,000+++ guests just for you.

We share these kind of tips on this blog and MORE in our seminar. See the HIREUS page for the process.  Make the move. Sail for free.

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