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ByRick Deutsch

Tips when sailing to Cuba – Go before the burger shacks arrive

We just did a day  in Havana.  Yes, only one day. But we wanted to get there before Fast Food places and endless coffee vendors set up shop.
Norwegian Sun was our ship out of Port Canaveral. That is a very nice and modern port. The Cruise Terminal is pleasant and they are getting so much business they plan to build a new one!  The proximity of Cape Canaveral (visible from the upper deck of the Sun) allows for the viewing of a launch. We were hoping to see a SpaceX launch upon our arrival. Sadly it was delayed until after we sailed.
The arrival into the port of Havana was eye opening. There are three slots for ships. The buildings of the abandoned buildings  were almost falling down with big holes in the 19th Century structures.
Customs was easy enough. Foreign currency has to be changed to CUC – a special tourist currency. The local peso is not available to foreigners. For each $1 USD we got 87 CUC.  No other currency is accepted. And no credit cards.
The way to see the city is via an old classic car. When the Cuban missile crisis happened, the US embargo stopped the import of US cars after 1960 models. But the clever folks have kept them running all these years without a source of spare parts.  Some are used for daily transport, but the bulk are “taxis.” We rode around with a driver and guide in a 1959 Buick Convertible for 7 hours at $280 CUC.
Hemingway house avana

The Havana home of Hemingway is a must see.

We saw all the sights and the grim infrastructure. Thanks to Communism, the place looked like a WW2 bombed out city. Litter was not picked up. The Hemingway house was a breath of fresh air.
You need to see the cigar factory. Time prohibits me from elaborating. You can see the magic of hand-rolling. I don’t smoke but did buy a few “Cubans” to burn my tongue later.
My time here is up – but think about going soon. I can’t imagin a couple 4,000 passenger ships hitting all at once.
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Cruise ships keep getting bigger – New NCL ship has with lots of entertainment.

Royal Caribbean now has bragging rights for the behemoth of the seas. The Symphony of the Seas, that is. I holds over 6,600 passengers and 2200 crew.  Dang, there are major towns in Montana smaller than that!!

Today I wanted to share how far the absurdity is getting. The Norwegian Bliss just rolled out of the assembly yard and hit the water April 21.  It’s over 900 ft long….and carries 4,000 pax. It’s smaller than the Symphony…but is has a unique amusement.

How about a two-level go-kart track. Hello?  A GO KART track! So did we come to enjoy the sea air, the serenity of the wavers and exciting ports?  No – let’s bring the land to the ocean.

Go karts

Go-karts at sea.

If that’s isn’t enough for you, gander at the water slide that the screaming kiddies will dominate. A gigantic water slide. This thing even hangs over the edge. Gee, was it built by the lowest bidder?  Bad sign if so.

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Mega water slide

While the big ships sounded cool at first – a tribute to engineering skill. They are ruining the cruise experience for us all. Why? Well they are dumping too many tourists into the primo sites around the world.  Read about the problems Venice, Santorini, Barcelona and other jewels are having.

You just cannot dump 6,000 people off and look the other way. Typically 1 or 2 other ships will be in the same port. My gosh, 11,000 people descending on St Paul’s Cathedral. Cheek-to-cheek on the  Rialto Bridge. Head to toe on a medieval wall.

When will it end? Pack ‘em on.  Money talks – nobody walks.

Drop us a line. So far I haven’t heard of these giants needing speakers. I guess everyone will be in line to drive around the deck. Sigh  But we know of many other ships that need you.

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What does an Enrichment Speaker do on a Cruise Ship?

First, an update on what’s going on in Venice. To try and reduce the number of people entering “downtown” Venice, the Mayor put up turnstiles. The locals tore them down – they do not want to be sectored in. The tourist crush is out of control READ more.

Venice entry

Turnstiles – what’s next, badges or arm tattoos?

The purpose of enrichment speakers is to enhance the cruise experience for the passengers, whether it’s highlighting a specific region or providing informative material of a more specific topic like forensics or oceanography.

As an enrichment speaker you will provide a series of talks related to your area of expertise. Each talk should be approximately 45 minutes duration, including 5-10 minutes Q&A post-talk. You should expect to speak on every sea day and possibly on long port days or overnights.

Storytelling on Cruise Ships

Storytelling on Cruise Ships

In exchange for your ‘work’ on board you will be provided  double-occupancy cruise ship accommodations (one stateroom to share with one person) and other various amenities and discounts not available to regular passengers. To facilitate this experience for you, agencies charge an administrative fee that varies by cruise brand, but ranges from $50-$100 per night. This fee includes your on board stateroom, port charges, all meals on board in the main dining room and you can bring a guest to travel with you for no additional charge.

Talks must be PowerPoint driven and  FUN.  Nothing soft – but interesting. YOU are the expert and need to deliver the goods. We can show you how. Read through the website and give us a shout.

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